Girlfriend...?
Item: Girlfriend
  • No Bitches?
  • Well, have I got something for you!

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  • You can cuddle her whenever you'd like, she'll listen to all of your commands, you don't need to feed her, and she loves you.

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  • That's cool and all but does she let me put my head on their lap, pat my head and let me know that everything is okay despite all the rough times I've had?
  • I don't think so, but at least she works pretty much the same as Plushies, making cute (and sometimes not so cute) noises.
  • She is so adorable that sometimes two big chads try to steal her from me when I'm carrying her. As if I would ever let that happen!!